YouTube Movie - Stop Check Fraud

The Perfect Father's Day Gift, what did you get?

Battery Operated Nail Gun

Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Need to Know:

8 - Oral sex
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
459 - I love you
1174 - Nude club
420 - Marijuana
ADR - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
banana - Penis
CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - Fuck Buddy
FMLTWIA - Fuck Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL - Fond of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
IIT - Is It Tight?
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
J/O - Jerking Off
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
kitty - Vagina
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal Fuck Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NMU - Not Much, You?
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Shit
PRON - Porn
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?

Video: Beer Boy, Part 2

Just try this if you are an adult, ah for the good old days...

Video: Selling Girl Scout Cookies

Good Fund Raiser! How can we locate this young lady?
And, they say American school children don't get an education....

A Story - This be funny if America wasn't in such deep shit!

Please read the entire thing.....

Here's the Story: The Dead Horse
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

He's the one who figured out how this "bail-out" is going to work !!!!

You-Tube Vid : If women ruled the world

This is damn funny!
And, it's coming soon to your planet earth, just ask Hillary Clinton.

You-Tube:

I think our Politicians should take this potion, then maybe 'AMERICA' will come first for a change.....
Big Trouble In Little China Potion - removed... I hate this shit, don't you?

If I find another copy or you know where I can get this clip let me know and I will repost it.

YouTube Video: A clip from the movie - Uncle Buck

I love this, John Candy plays 'Uncle Buck' who jumps on the education system defending his 6-year-old niece...

You-Tube Video: Stripes, Prepping for Graduation

Best Line, as Americans, we are all mutts !!