18 February 2009

A Story - This be funny if America wasn't in such deep shit!

Please read the entire thing.....

Here's the Story: The Dead Horse
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

He's the one who figured out how this "bail-out" is going to work !!!!

14 February 2009

You-Tube Vid : If women ruled the world

This is damn funny!
And, it's coming soon to your planet earth, just ask Hillary Clinton.

08 February 2009


I think our Politicians should take this potion, then maybe 'AMERICA' will come first for a change.....
Big Trouble In Little China Potion - removed... I hate this shit, don't you?

If I find another copy or you know where I can get this clip let me know and I will repost it.

07 February 2009

YouTube Video: A clip from the movie - Uncle Buck

I love this, John Candy plays 'Uncle Buck' who jumps on the education system defending his 6-year-old niece...

06 February 2009